Part of my brain longs for a day of commonplace, affordable genetic profiling, where you just go in once a week/month/whatever for a shot to clear up your major issues & be done with it. The paranoid part of my brain, however, is now stalking that first part with duct tape & some rope.
And then, to make my day compleat, there was the visit to the dentist. I think I could buy a used car for the amount he wants to charge. If you include the optional crown work on the second estimate he gave me, I know I could buy a used car (a pretty good one, too).